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‘A Virus Walks Into a Bar…’ and Other Science Jokes – Brian Malow

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Complete video at: fora.tv Science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of science-related jokes. “Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, and doesn’t.” —– Brian Malow’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Brian Malow’s blog: www.sciencecomedian.com Brian Malow’s videos for Time Magazine: bit.ly Brian Malow (@sciencecomedian) on Twitter: www.twitter.com Now an accomplished stand-up comic whose career has spanned more than a decade to include performances on CBS, A&E, TechTV, and the Discovery Channel, Brian Malow turns his sharp wit upon his first love: the world of science. Brian entertains and ignites interest in science with hysterical, thought-provoking science comedy routines about the environment, insects and viruses, evolution and extinction, the speed of light, gravity, cell phones, computers — everything under the Sun — and even the Sun itself! Brian makes science funny, exciting and easily digestible for all audiences. Wonderfest, the Bay Area Festival of Science, is held each year in the beginning of November. Enjoy fascinating discussions between world-class scientists on cutting edge topics, as well as other fun exhibitions. Visit Wonderfest.org and join.
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@Lyorias the Shrodinger’s Cat was the best one

Why was this recommended for me?

So, an atom walks into a bar. He’s looking pretty upset and the bartender asks, “what’s wrong?”
“Oh, I lost an electron today,” he replied.

“Are you sure?”, “Ya, I’m positive.”


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@ZachValkyrie I used to be able to tell when jokes weren’t funny anymore, then I took an arrow to the knee…

@ZachValkyrie That was probably the shittiest “too an arrow to the knee” joke I have seen since skyrims release…

Schrodinger’s cat is a joke all on its own xD

xD! “Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar….and doesn’t” i need to show my physics teacher!

A gamer walks into a bar in skyrim… and then he takes an arrow to the knee.

It’s funny – the jokes actually get progressively weaker, but the cumulative humor of the while block makes up for it an more. The Schrodinger’s car one would have been awful at the start, but because it was at the end it worked.

That last joke only worked because I wasn’t in the bar to observe it.

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lol at the end!!he is brilliant!

In the beginning, he used a horrible analogy. It’s more like a million Skywalkers taking down the death start. Maybe even billions.

Thanks to Dr. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, because of him i understand the last one.

A science comedian walks into a bar….

Hi Brian – great stuff, your comedy that is.

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@BlackJacketJones in fact, I take it as a complement. :)

@kevenbelangerharbour You started by scorning me for calling this guy a nerd, saying that hurting people for no reason is bad, and the very next thing you do is say “in the case you’re one of these idiot religious rednecks…” No, I’m not religious at all, and I have no idea why you would make that assumption, or think it was relevant to this at all, but your statements sure seem to be contradictory and not very well thought out. And calling someone a nerd is not that big of a deal. Get over it.

@BlackJacketJones Indeed it was true. Telling someone that he is a nerd, etc. for no reason is indeed pathetic in my opinion… Haven’t you been raised properly? Haven’t you heard that hurting people for no reason is bad? Haven’t you been told to be nice to people and think before you say or write something? Haven’t you at least (in the case you’re one of thse idiots religious rednecks) read the bible? If yes to the last question, havn’t you heard this before: Love your neighbo as u love urself

@kevenbelangerharbour You’ve hurt my feelings. Ow, it hurts so bad. That insult was so piercing and true.

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