if you’ve ever watched a tv news outlet’s take on high school schoolyard fight viedos on the internet, you would think that the world was coming to an end. Seriously, i havent seen newscasters so gravely effected by a story since september 11th. You would think the videos in question involved hanging eyeballs, decapitations, gonad mutilation, etc…

listen im not saying fighting is good..but you only have to watch some of these videos to see that 90 percent of them (and all the ones that ive seen featured in the news stories) involve 15 year olds hugging and rolling/clinching in the grass. the most distrubing thing about these videos is their resemblance to softcore gay porn.

C’mon don’t you think newscasters are taking this too seriously? i mean, a good schoolyard fight has been part of american culture since the days of huck finn/mark twain…and those fights resulted in more damage than todays emo hugfights.